BoingBoing: Laughing at machine-translated Japanese is a guilty pleasure—I'm sure the original Japanese is perfectly well-written—assuaged only by my hope that somewhere in Japan is a person laughing at a picture of an American with a tattoo of the characters for "tuna hero."
Gizmodo Japan's description of a flying witch arcade game, complete with rideable broom:
"In the witch the sky of the necessity the broom type controller which it flies. The taiwan game manufacturer "MEGA NET&TECH" developed, it was arcade edition of "[parase] D [runpe]". Still, development midway, it is with sample only. If the sponsor is attached, also the day when it is seen with the Gaea plug of neighborhood is close whether?! As for play animated picture in tomorrow rise stripe shank."